Saturday, April 2, 2011

Why I Hate You

Rebecca Black Rant Time!

I don't hate you Rebecca. I hate your song. So here is what i think is completely wrong with the song.


  1. The start of the song.
  2. Your damn face on the freaking calender.
  3. The fact that you say you are god damn busy where i am the same age as you handling more stuff
  4. If you say "Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal." At least sit at the dining table and have a few scoops since you're in such a rush.
  5. You go to the bus stop and you say you have to catch your bus. Then you see your friends in a convertabel. They are not even at a legal age to drive. And even if they did, they would know some traffic regulations to always wear seatbelts instead of landing your butt in the headrest.
  6. The people in the car look very uncomfortable. Please get out.
  7. Make up. Too heavy. Make you even older than you are.
  8. Another car violation. No one stands on the back seat of the car unless you want bugs squished on your face like a wind sheild. 
  9. Obviously she didn't really plan out the song.
  10. You want time to fly just by driving a car? You burn petrol, and you money. And ruin the enviroment.
  11. "My friend is by my right ay" How about the one that is on your left. Not your friend? Or is she your servant then.
  12. You are already in the car. Still want to decide which seat should you take?
  13. I am the same age as you. And i don't even go to fancy parties like that. Who are you, Paris Hilton?
  14. Back to the annoying face on the calender.
  15. Correct English is "We're so excited." Not "We so excited" My 6 year old cousin knows better than you
  16. What is up with the rapper?
  17. "Fast Lane, swicthing lanes." You wanna end up in the big house?
  18. You finish with you on the stage. our singing and your melody is way of.
  19. Partying. I don't even party that much.
  20. Your "hesitation" at the end. You suck. Everyone agrees.
That's about it.

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